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  • Short Story » General, General Re: Bush Is Gay!

    um....this is fiction right. If it isn't....that's scary. I mean, I knew ole' George was weird, but gay...I really highly doubt it. I hope this is fiction because I don't ...

    Oct 9, 2007
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, General Re: The Blue King - Chapter One

    I'm so amazingly happy (see 'Randomness' forum), that I decided to critique the first piece I saw, so here it is! Firstly, I really love your writing style. It's effortless ...

    Sep 2, 2007
  • Article / Essay » General, General Re: Ginger-Mania?

    In short, I am muchly confused. :D Try clarifying it for the brunettes in the U.S., if you don't mind. I couldn't draw much from this. >->" Basically, red/ginger hair ...

    Sep 2, 2007
  • Article / Essay » General, General Re: Translated letter from the front lines - a soldier from WW1

    This was very interesting, and quite surreal. Do you have any idea what happened to him? ... and no, not French-Canadian, since to my knowledge, Canada never played a role ...

    Aug 29, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: His Dark Materials.

    Well, from the trailers I've seen so far, the film looks quite good. I personally wouldn't have had Daniel Craig as my first choice for Lord Asriel, but hey, look ...

    Aug 5, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Watership Down

    I read about half-way through, but for some reason never finished it, and off it trotted back to the library :( I have seen the film, though, and it is ...

    Jul 30, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Harry Potter & Inheritance- Opinions Wanted!!

    Whence does indeed show a remarkably... enthusiastic(!) insight into how the rest of us feel. The Inheritance trilogy is also not lagging behind and has already proven its popularity. It ...

    Jul 24, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows

    I'm so unbelievably depressed! It's over! It brought me to the brink of 'I'm gonna cry soon' many times. I read it in about 2 and a half days, so ...

    Jul 23, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: I Just Read ERAGON and ELDEST!

    Those books are awesome! Lol! I give them 9 out of 10 because some of the parts got boring. :P :x :twisted: :evil: :roll: :wink: :arrow: :idea: :?: :shock: :D ...

    Jul 17, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Eragon

    How ironic that you say this, when your arguments are completely baseless. Firstly, sure, we all copy ideas off other authors when we're young. The difference is, Paolini has had ...

    Jun 23, 2007
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, General Re: Moon Magic.. Chapter Two:Visitor..

    I'm glad to see your spelling has improved. I think your problem now is getting the words across well, but, as most of that sort of stuff has already been ...

    Jun 11, 2007
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, General Re: MoonMagic..Chap.1

    First of all, let me say that your spelling here is miles better than in The Dragon. However, this still needs a lot of work. One of your key faults ...

    Jun 10, 2007
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, General Re: The Dragon

    Like Razor, I'm going to have to apologise in advance for the harshness - but this needs serious work. I agree completely with WD, you need to slow way down, ...

    Jun 9, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Chronicles of Narnia

    I liked the books, despite them being a tad outdated. I also thought the movie was one of the most accurate book-to-film adaptions they've done. Apparently they're just releasing the ...

    Jun 1, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Eldest

    I think that in about 48 hours - give or take depending on who gets on when-, you are going to be thinking somewhat differently :P Hehehe... yes indeed! Although, ...

    May 26, 2007


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